{"id":21,"date":"2012-07-17T20:34:24","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T03:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2012-07-17T20:34:24","modified_gmt":"2012-07-18T03:34:24","slug":"feel-the-friggin-love-of-christ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Feel the friggin&#8217; love of Christ!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, as I was dropping Soph off for Vacation Bible School, I parked next to a schwanky silver sports car&#8230;..I think it was like a Mercedes Kompressor (what kind of a name is Kompressor for a car, much less a sports car?) The parking lot is full of ueber spensive rollin&#8217; rubber- after all, it is a church in the Bowl (an affluent part of town), right? As I was getting out, I carefully opened my door, but to open it all the way, I had to rest to door against the car next to me. No big, this has happened before w\/out making a mark or dent. As I was getting out, I remembered Soph needed sunscreen. &#8220;OK, I&#8217;ll stop down and put some on before droppin&#8217; her off&#8221; I thought to myself. So, as I was applying the sunscreen, the guy that owned the silver schwankster comes up behind me, his ascot-pressed docker shorts-sweater vest-boxer brief panties in a twist, and yells &#8220;Jesus, look what you did to my car!&#8221; Keep in mind that the door was merely touching his car. I apologized, closed my door slightly, secretly marveling over the irony of him using the Lords name in vain outside a church. Brilliant. He rubbed his &#8220;Baby&#8221; like it was severely injured, murmured several curse words under his breath, and left. Made my day. Yes, Mr Schwanky-pants&#8230;&#8230;.feel the Friggin&#8217; love of Christ! Yaaaaaaargh!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, as I was dropping Soph off for Vacation Bible School, I parked next to a schwanky silver sports car&#8230;..I think it was like a Mercedes Kompressor (what kind of a name is Kompressor for a car, much less a sports car?) The parking lot is full of ueber spensive rollin&#8217; rubber- after all, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22,"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/22"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kmansdomain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}